of epic bowling skills

i learned two things today:

one: dropping watermelons from semi-large heights is hugely entertaining.

two: i epically fail at bowling.

i went today for my friend's birthday, and i was really excited. i remembered when i used to go bowling with my family, and i'd score 90+ point games.

i conveniently forgot that i was ten and used lane bumpers.

so today i got a pleasant surprise and realized that GUTTER BALLS ARE MY NEW BEST FRIENDS.

no, seriously. i think i only actually knocked pins down maybe four times. my total at the end of the first game was 26. everybody else was in the 50s and 60s.

it was terribly tragic.

but i redeemed myself during the second game! i got 56 points! which is a huge improvement!

so, yeah. that was my day!

WAIT. and i got new sunglasses.

yeah. i pretty much adore them.